*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*
"no christmas is coming"
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.
did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body